25 4 / 2014

cybernetic-catriarch:

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

Seriously, that’s a terrible idea.

(via releasethemurderbirds)

25 4 / 2014

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

(Source: goojiras, via david-tennants-ass)

25 4 / 2014

charlesdarwininthetardis:

"Strexcorp: Believe in a Smiling God" - Kevin Free

"Ours is not a Smiling God." - Tamika Flynn

Or: The two opposing sides of the Night Vale Revolution

I’m really excited about these and I’m finally finished. Haha. But seriously, what’s better than a Night Vale / Doctor Who crossover?

(Also: Many thanks to idlewildly and fyeahgallifreyan for proofreading this.)

(via alicepriceofnv)

25 4 / 2014

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

(via theblueimpala)

24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

magicalgirlshinjiikari:

Bird school, which is for birds.

magicalgirlshinjiikari:

Bird school, which is for birds.

(via vegancumbucket)

24 4 / 2014

bookishbutcorruptible:

thisiskaylaerin:

Sunday Cosplay is the best

HOLY MOTHERFUCK SHIT GOD BLESS YOU

(via twotabletaylor)

24 4 / 2014

"There were plotters, there was no doubt about it. Some had been ordinary people who’d had enough. Some were young people with no money who objected to the fact that the world was run by old people who were rich. Some were in it to get girls. And some had been idiots as mad as Swing, with a view of the world just as rigid and unreal, who were on the side of what they called ‘the people’. Vimes had spent his life on the streets, and had met decent men and fools and people who’d steal a penny from a blind beggar and people who performed silent miracles or desperate crimes every day behind the grubby windows of little houses, but he’d never met The People.
People on the side of The People always ended up dissappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people.
As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn’t measure up. What would run through the streets soon enough wouldn’t be a revolution or a riot. It’d be people who were frightened and panicking. It was what happened when the machinery of city life faltered, the wheels stopped turning and all the little rules broke down. And when that happened, humans were worse than sheep. Sheep just ran; they didn’t try to bite the sheep next to them."

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

(Source: five-senses-and-one-good-night, via the-alchemist-guild)

24 4 / 2014

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via vegancumbucket)

24 4 / 2014

artbymoga:

We all have that one friend…

(via this-one-bites)

24 4 / 2014

"The truth of art keeps science from becoming inhuman, and the truth of science keeps art from becoming ridiculous."

24 4 / 2014

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
image

(Source: cyberfricking, via vegancumbucket)

24 4 / 2014

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

(Source: evidentearth, via that-cheer-up-anon)

24 4 / 2014