17 4 / 2014

the many costumes of cas

(Source: dirtyovercoats, via dottewa)

17 4 / 2014

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij, via zachlilley)

17 4 / 2014

17 4 / 2014

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen, via majestic-space-duck)

17 4 / 2014

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via teamfreewillandtheimpala)

17 4 / 2014

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via teamfreewillandtheimpala)

17 4 / 2014

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via teamfreewillandtheimpala)

17 4 / 2014

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

image

(via majestic-space-duck)

17 4 / 2014

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via nzotaku)

17 4 / 2014

snapchatting:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

image

(via majestic-space-duck)

16 4 / 2014

starkexpos:

iconic

(Source: elly-hiddlesherloki, via nzotaku)

16 4 / 2014

papayakiwi:

"homosexuality is wrong bc god said so"

*mom voice* well if god said to jump off a bridge would you

(via alicepriceofnv)

16 4 / 2014

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via releasethemurderbirds)

16 4 / 2014

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via theblueimpala)

16 4 / 2014

luthienesque:

just want to raise a glass for oberyn for being one of the few characters who is actually disgusted and enraged by rape and the rape culture of westeros while being non-white, non-het, and not a huge piece of crap towards bastards and non-noble ppl

(via releasethemurderbirds)